The Unstated Assumption

It's not often you have a day that has all the signs of being utter crap, but actually turns out to be quite eventful. But I had one of those days today.

I walked into the office at work, prepared for a verbal fist of cuffs with my manager over a mis-understanding from the previous week (she went to leave early, and I sarcastically replied with "It's not 5pm already is it?", to which she took as a personal insult lol). Instead I got icey glares from over the partition for most of the morning. Then at 12, I got a request to call my most senior of bosses to which I thought I would now receive my ear-bashing for the previously stated situation. Instead I found out I got a promotion, and quite a fancy promotion at that! Take THAT my former manager lol

Keeping with the office situation, why is it that every afternoon when you go to the lav's for a pee, there's always one dirty bastard who feels the need to piss over the floor around the toilet? I mean, is it really THAT hard to aim in the pan...c'mon, really? Is it? If I ever find out who the culpret is, I'll personally find out where they sit and piss on their carpet...see how the inconsiderate twat-face likes that.