Look into my eyes...
No, I'm not taking up cheap parlour tricks, I took a long overdue trip to the opticians today to get the ol' humanoid readers checked out....and my eyes are still hurting lol I must say that only 50% of the tests they performed I fully understood. What's the point of the bit when they put that medieval torture device over your eyes and keep swapping the lenses? "Is the line blurred now?" .. "Yep"..."How about now?" ..."The same" .... "and now?" ..."Still the same" ... "which one makes theline more sharper, 1 or 2?" .. "They both create the same level of blurry-ness I'm afraid" lol
And the finished result? My eye sight is fine...Well, it was until she shined a powerful light into my eyeball for 30 odd seconds. Now they hurt like shit lol
And the finished result? My eye sight is fine...Well, it was until she shined a powerful light into my eyeball for 30 odd seconds. Now they hurt like shit lol

Oh yeah, the "Is it better With .... (pause) .. or without ... again, With, or without ...."
Gets to a point after half an hour of pissing about you just start seeing things yourself and I once said "The first one" ... so the optician said "Actually, they were both the same, I was messing" .. Cow lol.
And what's that gadget they blast you in the eye with at high pressure, that makes you fall off the chair? lol
Posted by
Nigel |
12:21 PM
Yeah, that air pressure thing? Made me jump back that did. The description she gave of "it'll just blow a bit of air towards your eye" doesnt really give it justice. It sounded like an air rifle going off lol
Posted by
Paul |
9:46 AM