The Unstated Assumption

Don't you hate it when you have one of those days when everything seems to be going fine....then BAM! Embarrasing moment number #350,003 rears its ugly head. All I was doing was sitting at my desk, minding my own business when Simon, a work colleague, came up to go through something on the PC screen. As he reached over, he somehow miscalculated where he was putting his hand and managed to pass it, brushingly, across my crotch. It was one of those moments when no matter how often he said sorry, it just didn't ease the awkwardness of the situation. I could have gone for the comedic route and responded with the goolie claw of death whilst screaming "how do you like it then 'eh?!" but what can I say, I can't pull off wearing a pink shirt, let alone that!

But on the plus side, I've just invested in a Remote Control Dalek......Back of the net!